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My daughter has a new superhero. Or super heroine. Every night I tell Myra stories of this super heroine and she is all ears, picking every word, wide eyed, watching the pictures unfold as I tell her one of the many adventures of Zeboo. Yes, Zeboo, my pet dog, my friend, my sister.

Years ago, eighteen years to be precise, I fell in love with the world’s most adorable puppy. It was love at first sight for me. As I was walking up to my friend Prashant’s room, there by the stairway, Lucy, his cute Spitz, and Ricky, his giant Alsatian, sat with their litter. Lucy was fiercely protective of her pups. Seven of them, all white and brown, and Zeboo slept her time away. The next day I returned to see her, sleeping again, curled up by her mom. As much I hated taking her away from her Lucy, I was thrilled that Zeboo was going to be with us.

Zeboo was immediately accepted in the family, she didn’t have to try hard, the moment she looked at you with those puppy eyes, you would fall. Then began her many adventures, growing up in a over-protective family. It helped her that we lived on the ground floor, and has the whole courtyard and mom’s garden to play in. For a untrained canine, she was immaculately well behaved. She never messed up the house; she would always use the bathroom, always ate in her bowl, slept in her rug and knew all the communication skills well.

She knew the good guys from the bad, and always reserved her fiercest barks for the real nasty guys. And she knew friends. She could be as playful as she could be shut off. And then she did all the cute stuff like chasing sparrows and crows, running after the cricket ball and growling if anybody wanted it from us. She even played cricket with us three brothers. She’d ride on us on the bike, she would pressurise my dad for the walk every night, even if it was raining. Yes, she could be pushy. And she could be a vegetarian for days at end, devouring tomatoes, cucumbers and bananas. She’d stay up late in the night till she was convinced that there was nobody coming to harm us and then snuggle up close with one of us in our beds.  

Of the many stories that I tell Myra about Zeboo, the one she has decided to call “Zeboo and the dirty boy”, the one where she fought a boy bravely who had broken our window pane with a cricket ball and snatched it away from him. The other one is “Zeboo and the crow” where, Zeboo chases the crow that is damaging mom’s garden. And when I tell her “Zeboo and the doctor”, Myra is pained because the doctor gives her a big injection. She looks forward to a story every night, and it is not difficult for me to narrate one to her, because Zeboo has had so many wonderful tales.

Zeboo left us six years back, before my daughter was born. And every time I saw Zeboo’s photograph, or watch a canine movie, I can’t help having tears in my eyes thinking that she is no more with us.

But she is there; she’s still with us. She belongs here. And she lives on. In the stories I tell Myra, and in Myra’s heart.

I heard the twinkling of stars, a slight swoosh, saw a bright light, and there she was! My fairy Godmother! This time she wasn’t with the tooth fairy; I was assured that my remaining 24 teeth were safe. So what could it be this time, I wondered. She read my mind, again, like always. My smile was tentative, the last time she visited; I ended up with a wife. Quietly, I crossed my fingers, with a cutie smile on my face which I don’t think I am capable of since that really contorts my face to an inexplicable expression. Nevertheless, she spoke to me. It was time for another goody bag for me. Yippee! I said, and dipped my hand in the velvet bag she held out to me. I picked a chit and read it. A smile appeared on my face, she just sighed. It said, Superhero.

 

“So, what do you wanna be?” My mind quickly got into action (Old jungle saying “Ashwin mind work faster than a flying hippo). What were my options –?

 

1. Spiderman – My favourite hero. Yes, I could be him. Imagine swinging to work everyday, but wait. Two issues (i) Will BMC penalise me under the Clean Up! program for all the webs that I leave behind? (ii) What about those buildings which are weak and may crumble by my swinging and slinging? Nah, can’t be Spidey, too many bureaucratic issues!! Also, no good life, no fancy stuff.

 

2. Superman – Caped man of steel, fly all the time and see through everything. Could I get through to any mall in my Clake Kentesque get up without sending the security alarms buzing? Nah!! Also the thought of being seen on the road in red undies is not my idea of fashion! Imagine buying a kilo of tomatoes dressed that way. And with the state Mumbai is now, I really can’t be running (make that flying!) around all the time without really impacting the crime graph.

 

3. Wolverine – I love this, I’ll never need a doctor, man of steel again! Self healer and indestructible along with a boon to be forever young. But travelling would become a problem. I’d be a ready customer for being booked under unauthorised weapons, could never board a flight. Hey what about my annual vacation?

 

4. James Bond – Fast cars, fantastic suits, amazing watches, travel 5 continents in a week, lot of babes – one every day! And possibly, bosses who really don’t care too much and lets me get away with anything. This looks good. I want to be James Bond. Action, and adventure will be my middle name, – making it awfully long, but what the heck – and yes, I really don’t have to care about banging my car in Mumbai traffic my car since there’s a new one everyday! Solace, finally? A quantum of it!

 

“James Bond” I said opening my eyes, “I want to be Agent 007, fairy Godmother”. “Sure, you will be. Now will you go and fetch the milk, the milkman is at the door” I heard my wife saying angrily. Oh no!!! Holy cow, I was dreaming. But, I am trying to be Bond. “No milk, get me a vodka martini,” I retorted “shaken, not stirred”.

 

Yeah sure, that’s what I got. And that’s what I am feeling. Shaken. And stirred!

 

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